Saturday, July 7, 2012

Tall Tales or Amazing Truth

While not a pretty painting the spoken word is amazingly beautiful. One of first people to be nice to me in the city told me a tale of the time he went hunting in Africa. Good old, old tycon boys seem to have some interesting stories, compared to the drabble the art columns put out here so enjoy this little treat and break from the norm.
So there he was hunting in Africa when he came across this large Rhino. It went into a frenzy with a murderous look in it's eye, staring him down as if the devil himself were there. Thinking fast this oil tycoon leaped upon the head of the rhino grabbing on for a ride as hung on. The thrashing was indescribably and it was down to him or it. He pulled out his knife and stabbed it in the eye, pulling it out with a pop! He is thrown from his perch, but lands safely a a short distance away and what do you know he spies from the corner of his eye, but a baby Rhino. Being a true southern gentleman he apologizes and returns the eyeball.
So what do you think? Truth or fiction?

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